To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes amuse digest experience
If you take one rivet out of an airplane, it will be all right, it'll keep flying. You take another rivet out of the airplane and it still flies. So what the heck, let's take more rivets out of the airplane, and sooner or later, the airplane drops from the sky. Ted Danson airplanedropfly share on social
My joints hurt. I'm slower. But I remember what it was like to run and play with the boys. I want to be one of the boys. Ted Danson boyhurtjoint Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm as educated as Whoopi, so I'm lifting myself to her level. But you know, our view of the world, our view of what we can do, our sense of what it means to be here, are similar. Ted Danson educatelevellift Change image and share on social
One of the things I've learned with doing 'xkcd' is that you sort of give people, 'Here's the thing, and here's the button you can press to get another thing.' Sometimes that can be more easy to digest than, 'Here's a long page of things.' Randall Munroe buttondigesteasy share on social
James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond. Ken Follett amusebondcigarette Change image and share on social
What I look for when I see a piece of art for the first time is some kind of emotional, intellectual experience, that's a combination of both of those things and is informed by my knowledge and something new that I see the artist doing. Cheech Marin artartistcombination share on social